Monday, January 04, 2010

Tel Aviv, Israel

Connected guitarists can pull strings.

Friday, January 01, 2010

Jerusalem, Israel

One must have money to truly understand its unimportance.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Houston, Texas

Squirrels in casinos put their nuts in a vice.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Hiding the bodies in your dumpster makes for a dead giveaway.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bad saturdays make for weak ends.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Seattle, Washington

I used to love her, but I had tequilla.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

New York, New York

It's fun to not believe in fun.