Tel Aviv, Israel

Connected guitarists can pull strings.

Jerusalem, Israel

One must have money to truly understand its unimportance.

Houston, Texas

Squirrels in casinos put their nuts in a vice.

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Hiding the bodies in your dumpster makes for a dead giveaway.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bad saturdays make for weak ends.

Seattle, Washington

I used to love her, but I had tequilla.

New York, New York

It's fun to not believe in fun.

Baltimore, MD

Life's only constant is change.

Ocean Grove, NJ

Spinning back your energy meter makes you a joule thief.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Know what you don't know.

East Hampton, NY

Sports Illustrated editors have issues.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Never[be]misinterpret[ed]

Newark, New Jersey

Do on purpose, with purpose.

Atlantic City, New Jersey

"If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now."

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Victoria's Secret Cup Holders

Leuven, Belgium

Write theory, right practice.

Leuven, Belgium

Better right in theory than wrong in practice.

Leuven, Belgium

Better wrong in theory than in practice.

Dusseldorf, Germany

A good hard-boiled egg is tough to beat.

Brussles, Belgium

A perfect entree needs no side.