Houston, Texas

Squirrels in casinos put their nuts in a vice.

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Hiding the bodies in your dumpster makes for a dead giveaway.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bad saturdays make for weak ends.

Seattle, Washington

I used to love her, but I had tequilla.

New York, New York

It's fun to not believe in fun.

Baltimore, MD

Life's only constant is change.

Ocean Grove, NJ

Spinning back your energy meter makes you a joule thief.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Know what you don't know.

East Hampton, NY

Sports Illustrated editors have issues.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Never[be]misinterpret[ed]

Newark, New Jersey

Do on purpose, with purpose.

Atlantic City, New Jersey

"If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now."

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Victoria's Secret Cup Holders

Leuven, Belgium

Write theory, right practice.

Leuven, Belgium

Better right in theory than wrong in practice.

Leuven, Belgium

Better wrong in theory than in practice.

Dusseldorf, Germany

A good hard-boiled egg is tough to beat.

Brussles, Belgium

A perfect entree needs no side.

Cologne, Germany

Everything changes everything thus nothing changes anything.

Amsterdam, Netherlands

You get out of an iPod what you put into it.

Detroit, Michigan

Damages that occur once computations have been completed are simply aftermath.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

If you've seen one heavy wooden hammer you've seen a maul.

Park City, Utah

The unmotivated who can't perceive perception don't get intuit.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Driving drives the drive to drive.

Gregory Orchards, Florida

Peel an orange. Enjoy the fruit of your labor.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sobriety and society seem not to mix well.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Burlington, Vermont

Eskimos don't leave their friends out in the cold.

New York, New York

Saving dollars makes cents.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

"Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time." - Bill Gates; January 24th, 2004.

New York, New York

Repetition increases pathways to the brain. Repetition increases pathways to the brain. Repetition increases pathways to the brain.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Learn to love to learn; Love to learn to love.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.

Ridgewood, New Jersey

Intolerant physicians lack patients.

Woodcliff Lake, New Jersey

Waste is not a terrible thing to mind.

Mount Snow, Vermont

He who affixes combustible tips to wood sticks is a match-maker.

Newark, New Jersey

International drug trafficking is crossing the line.