Seattle, Washington

I used to love her, but I had tequilla.

New York, New York

It's fun to not believe in fun.

Baltimore, MD

Life's only constant is change.

Ocean Grove, NJ

Spinning back your energy meter makes you a joule thief.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Know what you don't know.

East Hampton, NY

Sports Illustrated editors have issues.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Never[be]misinterpret[ed]